All About Puns

Q: What's the favorite game of Italian restaurant owners?

A: Parmcheesi

How do Australians keep warm in cold weather?

They wear down-underwear.

Chimps always find jokes about bananas very apeeling.

The bird that went to the ice rink was a cheep skate.

A former sandwich shop owner became a builder and put up a series of sub-divisions.

Penguins live in ice burgs.

The mathematician who became a dictator was an absolute ruler.

Then there was the priest who became an exercise guru. He specialized in absolutions.

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