Q: What's the favorite game of Italian restaurant owners?
A: Parmcheesi
Puns for January 5, 2010
A former sandwich shop owner became a builder and put up a series of sub-divisions.
Penguins live in ice burgs.
Pun for January 2, 2010
Then there was the priest who became an exercise guru. He specialized in absolutions.
Pun for December 13, 2009
Hear about the major league scout that became a philosopher?
He was profound.
Pun for November 20, 2009
Hear about the basketball player who had no place to practice?
His situation was hoopless.
Pun for November 15, 2009
Why should you never let a politician do the laundry?
Because it would never get out of the spin cycle.
Happy Halloween!
A ghoul had an interest in collecting art. He saved enough money to buy a Monet, but soon thereafter was conned into selling his painting for a ridiculously low price. Thus proving that a ghoul and his Monet are soon parted.
Puns for September 26, 2009
Overheard: a wedding vow for two combs: "Til death do we part."
Said the minister on a windy day, after noticing his parishioners hair: "Comb, all ye faithful".
Pun for September 13, 2009
They always say that cleanliness is next to Godliness. That's why there is a vacuum in space.
Pun for September 10, 2009
Did you see that author J.R.R. Tolkien has a new game show:
It's called "Truth Orc Consequences".
Pun for August 28, 2009
When the golfer lost his accuracy, he stopped making cuts and stopped making money.
The bank fore! closed on his home.
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