Pun for December 13, 2009
Hear about the major league scout that became a philosopher?
He was profound.
Pun for November 20, 2009
Hear about the basketball player who had no place to practice?
His situation was hoopless.
Pun for November 15, 2009
Why should you never let a politician do the laundry?
Because it would never get out of the spin cycle.
Happy Halloween!
A ghoul had an interest in collecting art. He saved enough money to buy a Monet, but soon thereafter was conned into selling his painting for a ridiculously low price. Thus proving that a ghoul and his Monet are soon parted.
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